Location

GOBLIN
Goblet
Ward 25, Plot 55

About Us

We're an RP Immersive, 18+ Venue - though venue is more a broad term. We offer the space and comfort for all the sordid little interactions you could want for, vibrant IC interactions, and so much more. This is not a 'Club' type venue and only features bars for setting purposes.Before entering, please read through the rules page thoroughly.

Upcoming Events

Though our schedule is on our own terms - every now and then we'll be inspired to run an event or two! We'll update our page whenever something exciting is just around the corner.

AMENITIES ON SITE

The Hole in the Wall has a nook and cranny for every desire a person could think of (probably). Plenty of space to recline, interact, and cause general debauchery for the whole world to see. There's never a dull moment here.From a hookah lounge, to bars. There's a little bit of everything for everyone.HITW also provides a SFW lounge where those who want to just chat without the loss of clothes can find reprieve. Fully stocked with spirits, cozy fires and lovely ambience - it's got it all!_{(For more information on the current rooms/spaces available, refer to the ROOMS page)}

SERVICES

Though the venue is mainly run on general roleplay interactions and providing a space to indulge, there are certain additional services available throughout:_{(these services are priced with actual gil.)}

BOOKING

Some Staff are available for purchasing more of their time and private (1 on 1s, 3 on 1s and so on ). Unlike most venues, we don't have set prices for these interactions. Every worker has their own prices they establish for their time! So if you've got a keen interest or eye on one in particular, approach them directly to figure out more.Bookings can be made both on and off hours (prices will vary accordingly to the staff member)

Disclaimer

The Hole in the Wall is an 18+, Mature Content venue space. This means that interactions of adult nature will be occurring in and around the space. Sometimes in general chat, sometimes in private. But by entering this venue, you acknowledge this (and the listed rules) before entering.The Hole in the Wall is also a LQBGT+ friendly space. All sexualities, gender identities are welcome and embraced in this space. Any homophobia, transphobia, harassment, or bigotry will be not tolerated. Piss off with that nonsense.

General House Rules

1. No lalas allowed on or in the premises. Due to the open nature of the venue, this is a rule we maintain, no exceptions.2. Above all else, be mature and respectful of staff and other patrons3. Due to the theme of the venue, characters and players must be 18+. Absolutely no minors.4. This is an adult themed venue and if you enter, you consent to seeing adult themes. If you need a breather, the yard and the lounge (room 1) are SFW only–please be respectful of this.5. SAFEWORD IS PRAETORIUM.If someone uses the safeword, please drop the interaction immediately.6. If anyone feels uncomfortable at any time, feel free to send a /tell to any staff member. We will help you ASAP and mediate any conflicts.7. If you attend and would simply like to wallflower and not be bothered, please set your status to /busy.8. There is ZERO tolerance for use of generative AI writing in this space. The staff and owners have a hard stance against the use of AI in any way, shape or form. This means dalamudgpt, chatgpt and any other generative tools. Use of any of these will result in an automatic blacklist from this space and venue.

Privacy

What happens at the Hole in the Wall...Stays in the Hole in the Wall. We got you.

If there are any further questions or concerns you may have, or general curiosity, please don't hesitate to ask any of the staff! Except for Faris. He'll probably make something absurd up.

The Menu

_{all gil is strictly IC - you're free to tip your bartender.}

^{Ala Mhigan Roundhouse - 3000 Gil}This shot is like a kick to the face - and you'll be back for more when you're through. Three of Rhalgr's finest whiskeys concocted into one super shot.

^{Hingan Sunrise - 5000 Gil}A drink as vibrant as the colours of the sunrise and just as memorable. A mixture of sweetness and sharp, strong tequila with equal parts tangy orange and sweet cherries.

^{Go Ale the Way! - 1500 Gil}You can never go wrong with this full-bodied TPA (Thavnarian Pale Ale) - a hoppy mixture of citrus bitterness and just the slightest hint of floral heaven. A real treat for the tastebuds.

^{The Tempest - 3000 Gil}Mixed with three different types of rum, this Dark and Stormy is Darker and Stormier than a night on the Rhotano._{served on the rocks only by special request *}

^{Suzaku's Fury - 2000 Gil}Another Whiskey teaser but this time it'll set your taste buds aflame! Spice up your night with a flight of these for you and the friends. You'll be sweating and enamored by the time you're through!

^{The Tranquil Tickler - 5000 Gil}A light and airy drink that leaves your stomach feeling tingly and warm. A concoction of Gin, Tonic, and Citrus-y delight, the Tickler is a crowd pleaser.

^{Icey Ishgardian - 3000 Gil}This heavily minted cocktail is a breath of brisk, winter fresh air. With a mixture of La Noscean White Rum and Ishgard's staple Creme de Menthe, you'll be shivering with delight throughout the evening with this tasty drink.

^{Gridania Gold - 1500 Gil}A sweet and full-bodied honey mead straight from the lush forests of Gridania. Known for its smoothness and vibrant gold, this classic is a tried and true favourite.

^{Wine of the Week - 3000 Gil}Ask our bartender what this week's wine of choice is! A rich and decadent taste every time.

Not hot enough for you?Might we tempt you with our secret menu instead?

The Secret Menu

_{all gil is strictly IC - you're free to tip your bartender.}

^{Suckin' n Fuckin' me Wings - 8000 Gil}These saucy little bitches are dripping wet, rubbed by only the finest of hand jobs, and teased to a golden brown and orgasmic crust. Get them the Hole Way, sucked or fucked. A basket of 5 for your own private delight, or share them. Fuck it, it's Hole time. Wet wipes are everywhere, were that kinda place after all.
^{Order them Suckin - Mild tang sauce with that nice bbq style glaze and the after taste of honey, with a side of dipping white sauce, cause why not. Cum brain them.
Order them Fuckin' - Spicy and ready to tear your hole and heart apart. We amp up the tang sauce with a heavy roll of dragon pepper and vinaigrette (Roll /700 or higher to beat the wing, do you win anything? Bad breath and bragging rights of fucking the wings right back probably)}

^{Bits n Bobbies - 6000 Gil}Chocolate and peach moist little cupcakes (Fresh from limsa), pretty plain and basic but someone back in the kitchen there had way too much fun. Or very high, or both!
Order Bits to get lovingly decorated butts atop your cake or ask for Bobbies to get a taste of what it means to breasting boobily on your tongue. All natural~

^{Cock N Taters - 6000 Gil}Engorged, breaded, and fried sticks of string cheese with a loving duo of crispy gelmorran spiced tator tots. Get a whole basket for DP fun times with your mouth or friends. Enjoy a lubricant of marinara on the side.